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dyok lang part 1
Joke # 1
Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
Joke #2
Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma’am kung ano raw ang propesyon MO.
Itay: Sabihin MO , radiologist.
Anak: Ano Po ba ang radiologist, Itay?
Itay: ‘Yung taga-ayos ng radio as car!
Joke #3
Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo as ‘kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: ‘Yun lang? Anong masama ru’n?
Harry: Ang masama ru’n… Twins kami! Twins, pre.
Joke # 4
Bobo: pare hulaan MO ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A
Pare: approachable?
Bobo: Mali
Pare: amiable
Bobo: Mali pa rin
Pare: o sige, sirit na nga
Bobo: Anest
Joke #5
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I’m a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
Joke #2
Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma’am kung ano raw ang propesyon MO.
Itay: Sabihin MO , radiologist.
Anak: Ano Po ba ang radiologist, Itay?
Itay: ‘Yung taga-ayos ng radio as car!
Joke #3
Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo as ‘kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: ‘Yun lang? Anong masama ru’n?
Harry: Ang masama ru’n… Twins kami! Twins, pre.
Joke # 4
Bobo: pare hulaan MO ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A
Pare: approachable?
Bobo: Mali
Pare: amiable
Bobo: Mali pa rin
Pare: o sige, sirit na nga
Bobo: Anest
Joke #5
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I’m a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
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