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Best of the Best Beauty Pageant Boo Boos
Host: Saan ang dream vacation mo?
Contestant : Amangpulo.
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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your
girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.
Contestant : Amangpulo.
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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your
girlfriend?
Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy.
Host: What taptoy?
Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.
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Host: What's your ideal age for marriage?
Girl:Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....
Host:Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl:Uhmm. more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less,less....
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Host:If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant:Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Phils? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl:The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banaue Kaya Yon!!)
Girl:Uhm, uhm, I am not sure....
Host:Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.
Girl:Uhmm. more. (Crowd booing... ) Sige, Sige. Less,less....
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Host:If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to
showcase the beauty of the Philippines?
Girl Contestant:Bocaue.
Host: Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Phils? Why Bocaue?
Girl: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host: Which part of Bocaue?
Girl:The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banaue Kaya Yon!!)
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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi!
I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo.," and then she turns around, walks a little,
goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts,
"CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"
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(From Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!
I'm Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo.," and then she turns around, walks a little,
goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts,
"CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"
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(From Little Miss Philippines)
Host: Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?
Girl: Maging lalaki po!
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Host: Who's your favorite author?
Contestant: Danielle Steele
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because, because.Danielle Steele, I like best.
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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
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Host: So tell us, why did join this contest?
Contestant: Me, join this contest, why did I????? Thank you!
Contestant: Danielle Steele
Host: Why Danielle Steele?
Contestant: Because, because.Danielle Steele, I like best.
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Host: How would you like me to address you?
Contestant: My address is Project 8, Quezon City.
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Host: What is your best feature?
Contestant: My graduation feature.
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Host: So tell us, why did join this contest?
Contestant: Me, join this contest, why did I????? Thank you!
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Host: What do you want to be after you graduate?
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
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Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant : BRA!
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Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I!
Contestant: I want to be a successful Medicine.
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Host: Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?
Contestant : BRA!
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Host: What is you favorite motto?
Contestant: If others can't why, why can't I!
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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant: Please come back.
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(From gay beauty contest)
Host: What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Gay contestant: (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
Contestant: Please come back.
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(From gay beauty contest)
Host: What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?
Gay contestant: (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
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(From gay contest)
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga
po ulit yung question?
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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!
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Host : What is your favorite motto?
Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd
starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is
gold!")
Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!
Host: Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?
Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading......ano nga
po ulit yung question?
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Host: Which part of your body is your best asset?
Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!
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Host : What is your favorite motto?
Contestant : (After a long pause) I don't have a motto eh. (So the crowd
starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is
gold!")
Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!
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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)
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Host: So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that na nga?
KALABASH?
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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)
Host : Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
Contestant: That's a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)
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Host: So, you're vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?
Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what's that na nga?
KALABASH?
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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?
Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.)
Host : Who is your favorite hero then?
Girl: Hulk Hogan.
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Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... a bumble bee!
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I'll be 28 years old.
Girl Contestant: Uhmm... a bumble bee!
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Girl Contestant : My edge.... 23 years old.
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Girl : Between 24 and 25!
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I'll be 28 years old.
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Girl : I'll be 28 years old.
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Host : Describe your love one in three words.
Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host : OK, sige!
Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!
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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it
be?
Girl : Power of Attorney!
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Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host : What works of Shakespeare?
Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh, depende.....
Host : But he's your favorite.
Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.
Girl : I'll be 28 years old.
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Host : Describe your love one in three words.
Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.
Host : OK, sige!
Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!
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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it
be?
Girl : Power of Attorney!
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Host : So you like reading, who's your favorite author?
Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.
Host : What works of Shakespeare?
Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh, depende.....
Host : But he's your favorite.
Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.
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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal eh!
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Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to
the eye!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!
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Host : What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant : Testicles!
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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
Girl : Drugs.
Host : Why?
Girl : Mahal eh!
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Host : What is the essence of being gay?
Contestant : I'm proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to
the eye!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Girl : Blush on!
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Host : What is the essence of a man?
Gay Contestant : Testicles!
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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn't make it, how did you get here?
Did you ride or did you walk?
Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?
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hmmmmmm .....padaan po!!
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