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TAWA ULET..............
by sexijeni Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:28 pm
Tawa Muna
1. Erap: "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chickenbone!"
Doc: "Is it choking?"
Erap: "No, it is Max's.
"Doc: "I don't mean 'Chow King', I mean, are you choking..."
Erap: "No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!"
2. Sex is like mathematics:Add the bed, minus the lights, subtract the clothes, bring down thepanty, divide the legs, be ready to multiply...
3. Nagpayabangan ang tatlong daga:
Daga #1: "Kakainin ko ang keso sa mouse trap!"
Daga #2: "Ako, kakainin ko ang keso na may ratkiller!"
Daga #3: "Manood kayo. Yayariin ko yung pusa!"
4. Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? ("May bahay")Ano naman ang kabit? ("May condo")
5. Doc: "Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?"Girl: "Substitute po."Doc: "Di kaya prostitute ?"Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindisiya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!"
6. Intsik: "Magkano punta sa Makati?"Taxi Driver: " Ikaw lang bang mag-isa?"Intsik; "Bakit, hindi ikaw sama?"
7. In an obstetricians clinic:
Doc: "Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala... Iwon't take advantage of you!"
Girl: "Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?"Doc: "Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief ko."
8. Sa seminario:Madre: "
Father, pagsabihan mo naman yung mgaseminarista. Umiihi sila sa pader!"
Father: "Sister naman. Maliit na bagay, huwag monang pansinin!"
Madre: "Naku, Father, malalaki po!"
9. At their honeymoon:60-yr old Pastor to his young bride: "Honey,before we do it, let's first pray for guidance."
Young bride: "Darling, just pray for endurance,I'll take care of the guidance!"1
1. Erap: "Doc, I accidentally swallowed a chickenbone!"
Doc: "Is it choking?"
Erap: "No, it is Max's.
"Doc: "I don't mean 'Chow King', I mean, are you choking..."
Erap: "No, Doc! Serioso ako, Doc!"
2. Sex is like mathematics:Add the bed, minus the lights, subtract the clothes, bring down thepanty, divide the legs, be ready to multiply...
3. Nagpayabangan ang tatlong daga:
Daga #1: "Kakainin ko ang keso sa mouse trap!"
Daga #2: "Ako, kakainin ko ang keso na may ratkiller!"
Daga #3: "Manood kayo. Yayariin ko yung pusa!"
4. Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? ("May bahay")Ano naman ang kabit? ("May condo")
5. Doc: "Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?"Girl: "Substitute po."Doc: "Di kaya prostitute ?"Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindisiya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!"
6. Intsik: "Magkano punta sa Makati?"Taxi Driver: " Ikaw lang bang mag-isa?"Intsik; "Bakit, hindi ikaw sama?"
7. In an obstetricians clinic:
Doc: "Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala... Iwon't take advantage of you!"
Girl: "Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?"Doc: "Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief ko."
8. Sa seminario:Madre: "
Father, pagsabihan mo naman yung mgaseminarista. Umiihi sila sa pader!"
Father: "Sister naman. Maliit na bagay, huwag monang pansinin!"
Madre: "Naku, Father, malalaki po!"
9. At their honeymoon:60-yr old Pastor to his young bride: "Honey,before we do it, let's first pray for guidance."
Young bride: "Darling, just pray for endurance,I'll take care of the guidance!"1
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