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Post by cutiewizard1020 Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:28 am

Nanay: Papauwi ka na ba? Asan ka na?

Anak: Andito po ako sa ospital...

Nanay (umiiyak): Ha? Ano nangyari sayo?!

Anak: Nay, nurse po ako, duty ako ngayon!



************ ********* *******

A large signboard says: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY."

Nakita ng lasenggo... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali? "?

************ ********* *******

Misis: Inday, napansin mo ba ang barong ni sir mo lagi na lang may lipstick?

Maid: Opo nga ma'am! Mukang niloloko na tayo ni sir ah?!?!

************ ********* *******

Jr: Nay, nagloko ba si lolo noong buhay pa sya?

Mom: Pag namatay ako, tatangungin ko sya sa langit.

Jr: Eh kung nasa hell si lolo?

Mom: Tatay mo ang magtatanong!




Economics Professor: "Now tell me what is the similarity between your bank account and a bra?

Student: "Well, the more in it, the better interest you get."

************ ********* *******

Wife mad at drunk husband: From now on, lips that touch liquor will never touch mine...



(Later she said): What are you thinking?

Husband: Trying to decide between 12year old scotch and 50year old lips.



************ ********* ****

Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpa-cremate?

Ama:Ikaw na ang bahala, anak. I-surprise mo na lang ako.





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