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SOSYAL SI INDAY.............
Sosyal Si Inday!!!
> Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya,
> namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila.
> Habang ini-interview ng amo...
>
> Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng
> bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke,
> at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng
> ito?
>
> Inday: I believe that my trained skills and
> expertise in management with the use of standard
> tools, and my discipline and experience will
> contribute significantly to the value of the work
> that you want, my creativity, productivity and
> work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I
> can offer will boost the work progress.
>
> Amo: [nosebleed]
>
> Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo,
> nakitang me bukol si junior.
>
> Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
>
> Inday: Compromising safety with useless
> aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered
> architectural design of our kitchen lavatory
> affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at
> the left temple near the auditory organ.
>
> Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
>
> Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
>
> Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
>
> Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it
> seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride
> (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those
> actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
>
> Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
>
> Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang
> nanunuod ng tv?!
>
> Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing
> absolutely nothing.
>
> Donya: [hinimatay]
>
> Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa
> principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at
> donya.
>
> Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
>
> Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he
> will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you
> handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
> institution. Revise your policies because they
> suck!
>
> Principal: [nag resign]
>
> Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na
> galit.
>
> Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng
> bahay?!
>
> Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have
> occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The
> way the debris are scattered indicates that the
> gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to
> the path it was heading for.
> Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
>
> Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si
> junior.
>
> Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to
> result in property damages and if that happens
> there will be corresponding punishment to be
> inflicted upon you!
>
> Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong
> ilong]
>
> Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday.
> Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
>
> Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
>
> Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not
> because of selfish reasons but because they just
> know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
> Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when
> people can't understand you for doing so.
>
> Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
>
> Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong,
> ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag
> text-mate.
>
> Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance,
> my unfathomable statement to the denial of your
> request - Petition denied.
>
> Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging
> syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang
> kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke
> Dodong.
>
> Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but
> you have the provocations. The way you smile is
> the proximate cause why I love you. We have some
> rules to think of. We have no vested rights to
> love each other because the upper household
> dismissed my petition!"
>
> Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to
> contrive as any affections for you are somewhat
> half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my
> network of interests by involving you in my daily
> recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to
> any verbal articulation from myself"
>
> Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang
> usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
>
> Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go
> of the things you thought are just nothing because
> maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave
> away is the very thing you've been wishing for to
> stay.
>
> Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
>
> Amo: [nagpakamatay]
> Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya,
> namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila.
> Habang ini-interview ng amo...
>
> Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng
> bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke,
> at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng
> ito?
>
> Inday: I believe that my trained skills and
> expertise in management with the use of standard
> tools, and my discipline and experience will
> contribute significantly to the value of the work
> that you want, my creativity, productivity and
> work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I
> can offer will boost the work progress.
>
> Amo: [nosebleed]
>
> Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo,
> nakitang me bukol si junior.
>
> Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
>
> Inday: Compromising safety with useless
> aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered
> architectural design of our kitchen lavatory
> affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at
> the left temple near the auditory organ.
>
> Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
>
> Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
>
> Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
>
> Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it
> seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride
> (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those
> actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
>
> Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
>
> Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang
> nanunuod ng tv?!
>
> Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing
> absolutely nothing.
>
> Donya: [hinimatay]
>
> Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa
> principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at
> donya.
>
> Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
>
> Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he
> will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you
> handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
> institution. Revise your policies because they
> suck!
>
> Principal: [nag resign]
>
> Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na
> galit.
>
> Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng
> bahay?!
>
> Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have
> occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The
> way the debris are scattered indicates that the
> gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to
> the path it was heading for.
> Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
>
> Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si
> junior.
>
> Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to
> result in property damages and if that happens
> there will be corresponding punishment to be
> inflicted upon you!
>
> Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong
> ilong]
>
> Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday.
> Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
>
> Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
>
> Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not
> because of selfish reasons but because they just
> know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
> Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when
> people can't understand you for doing so.
>
> Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
>
> Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong,
> ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag
> text-mate.
>
> Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance,
> my unfathomable statement to the denial of your
> request - Petition denied.
>
> Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging
> syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang
> kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke
> Dodong.
>
> Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but
> you have the provocations. The way you smile is
> the proximate cause why I love you. We have some
> rules to think of. We have no vested rights to
> love each other because the upper household
> dismissed my petition!"
>
> Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to
> contrive as any affections for you are somewhat
> half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my
> network of interests by involving you in my daily
> recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to
> any verbal articulation from myself"
>
> Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang
> usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
>
> Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go
> of the things you thought are just nothing because
> maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave
> away is the very thing you've been wishing for to
> stay.
>
> Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
>
> Amo: [nagpakamatay]
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