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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
by sexijeni Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:52 pm
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an Attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the
father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my a$$ with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
A man goes to the supermarket and notices an Attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the
father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my a$$ with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
sexijeni- 4th Yr High School
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