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bolpen!!!!!
Kapag walang bolpen, walang notes. Kapag walang notes, walang pag-aaral.
Kapag walang pag-aaral, walang diploma. Kapag walang diploma, walang work.
Kapag walang work, walang pera. Kapag walang pera, walang pagkain.
Kapag walang pagkain, magugutom. Kapag nagutom, papayat.
Kapag pumayat, papanget.
Kapag pumangit, walang gf/bf.
Kapag walang gf/bf, walang asawa.
Kapag walang asawa, walang anak.
Kapag walang anak, madedepress.
Kapag nadepress, magkakasakit.
Kapag nagkasakit, mamamatay ka.
Kapag namatay ka, wala ka na.
Kaya, ingatan mo yang ballpen mo!
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Bakit walang kulay ang utot? Kasi, kung meron, mawawala yung thrill nang
paghahanap kung sino ang umutot.
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Pare, tulungan mo ako. Panay kalabit ng asawa ko. Anong problema doon.
Wala ka ba sa mood? Eh hindi ganoon. 3 taon nang patay ang asawa ko eh.
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ba plate number? Oho, nagsisimula ho sa 4. Ano kasunod? Registration po.
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What do you call two ugly people stabbing each other?
Answer: Saksakan ng pangit! Hehehe.
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Kung malaki ang eyebags mo, huwag mong ikahiya!
Kasi, pinagpuyatan mo yan eh.
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