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ANG HINDI MAGBASA NITO...MAY PUTOK!!!
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ANG HINDI MAGBASA NITO...MAY PUTOK!!!
by sexijeni Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:35 pm
Walang Pambayad from: TXT
TAXI DRIVER: Miss saan tayo?
MISS: Wala akong pambayad eh. Gusto mo BJ na lang?
TAXI DRIVER: Ok. After the BJ....sarap....
TAXI DRIVER: Oh, saan tayo?
MISS: Sa gay beauty contest pare.
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If you want to be lucky believe in feng shui
If you want to be healthy eat chopseuy
If you want to be rich play pusoy
If you want to be horny..........pindot tutuy
************************************************************
Lolo and Lola having breakfast in bed after sex.
LOLA: Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pa rin ang dibdib ko sa iyo.
LOLO: Paanong di iinit e nakasawsaw ang dede mo sa kape!
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Pagkatapos mag-sex ng dalawang mag-syota, nakita ng boyfriend niya ang
picture ng isang lalaki sa mesa.
BF: Sino siya? Asawa mo?
GF: Hindi.
BF: Kapatid mo?
GF: Hindi rin..
BF: E sino ito?
GF: Luko-loko! Ako yan bago ako operahan!
****************************************
SweetHearts making love ..
GF : " Luv, alam mo ikaw lang ang naikama ko "
BF : Sweet mo naman luv ! GF : Oo, kasi, yung iba, sa
CR, Sala, Kusina at kung saan saan pa !
**************************************************
MAN: I want a birthday present for my wife.
SALESLADY: How long have u been married sir ?
MAN : 22 yrs !
SALESLADY: Bargain basement is on the left.
------
MAN 1 : Kinakausap mo ba misis mo habang nakikipag-sex ka ?
MAN 2 : Hindi ah ! pinapatay ko nga celfon ko para di niya ako
matawagan
!
-------
BOY 1 : Why did u run away from the naked lady ?
BOY 2 : coz' my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will turn
to
stone & a part of me was already getting hard like stone
**************************************
Tarzan & animals went to the river to take a bath.
When Tarzan took off his clothes, all animals laughed
When Tarzan asked " WHY ? "
Animals said : " Ur tail is in front! "
************************************
TAXI DRIVER: Miss saan tayo?
MISS: Wala akong pambayad eh. Gusto mo BJ na lang?
TAXI DRIVER: Ok. After the BJ....sarap....
TAXI DRIVER: Oh, saan tayo?
MISS: Sa gay beauty contest pare.
**************************************************************
If you want to be lucky believe in feng shui
If you want to be healthy eat chopseuy
If you want to be rich play pusoy
If you want to be horny..........pindot tutuy
************************************************************
Lolo and Lola having breakfast in bed after sex.
LOLA: Alam mo hanggang ngayon nag-iinit pa rin ang dibdib ko sa iyo.
LOLO: Paanong di iinit e nakasawsaw ang dede mo sa kape!
********************************************************
Pagkatapos mag-sex ng dalawang mag-syota, nakita ng boyfriend niya ang
picture ng isang lalaki sa mesa.
BF: Sino siya? Asawa mo?
GF: Hindi.
BF: Kapatid mo?
GF: Hindi rin..
BF: E sino ito?
GF: Luko-loko! Ako yan bago ako operahan!
****************************************
SweetHearts making love ..
GF : " Luv, alam mo ikaw lang ang naikama ko "
BF : Sweet mo naman luv ! GF : Oo, kasi, yung iba, sa
CR, Sala, Kusina at kung saan saan pa !
**************************************************
MAN: I want a birthday present for my wife.
SALESLADY: How long have u been married sir ?
MAN : 22 yrs !
SALESLADY: Bargain basement is on the left.
------
MAN 1 : Kinakausap mo ba misis mo habang nakikipag-sex ka ?
MAN 2 : Hindi ah ! pinapatay ko nga celfon ko para di niya ako
matawagan
!
-------
BOY 1 : Why did u run away from the naked lady ?
BOY 2 : coz' my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will turn
to
stone & a part of me was already getting hard like stone
**************************************
Tarzan & animals went to the river to take a bath.
When Tarzan took off his clothes, all animals laughed
When Tarzan asked " WHY ? "
Animals said : " Ur tail is in front! "
************************************
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