HUMOUR FOR YOU..........

by sexijeni Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:46 am

Humour 4 U
> >
> > > Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in
> > > bed . He shoots his friend and kills him.
> > > Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
> > > your friends"
> > >
> > > ****************************************
> > > A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
> > > Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
> > >
> > > ****************************************
> > > What is the definition of Mistress?
> > > Someone between the Mister and Mattress
> > >
> > > ***********************************
> > > Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
> > > Without Information Fighting Everytime
> > > Wife replies," No, It means ,
> > > With Idiot For Ever !!!"
> > >
> > > **************************************
> > > What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
> > > Stress is when wife is pregnant,
> > > Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
> > > and Panic is when both are pregnant.
> > >
> > > **************************************
> > > Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
> > > Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
> > > my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver
> > > ran away.
> > >
> > > **************************************
> > > A women asks man who is traveling with six children,
> > > "Are all these kids yours??"
> > > The man replies, " No, I work in a condom factory
> > > and these are customer complaints".
> > >
> > > *************************************
> > > A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
> > > between confident and confidential.
> > > Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
> > > Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"