Mike, Maureen & the Martians

by sexijeni Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:58 am

Mike, Maureen & the Martians

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on
Mars after accumulating
enough frequent flier miles. They meet a
Martian couple and are talking
about all sorts of things.

Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they
have laptop computers,
how they make money, etc., Finally, Maureen
brings up the subject of s*x.
"Just how do you guys do it?"

The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way
you do," A discussion
ensues and finally the couples decide to swap
partners for the night
and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian
strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie
member-about half an inch long and
just a quarter inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says
Maureen.
"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well,"
she replies, "It's just not
long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he
says, and proceeds to slap his
forehead with his palm. With each slap of his
forehead, his member grows
until it's quite impressively long. "Well,"
she says, "that's quite
Impressive, but it is still narrow," "No
problem," he says, and starts
pulling his ears. With each pull, his member
grows wider and wider until
the entire measurement is extremely exciting
to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and
made mad, passionate
love. The next day the couples rejoin their
normal partners and go their
separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks
"Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was
pretty wonderful. "How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replies, "all I got was
a headache. . . she kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."